Source image from: Library of Congress

Bob Hope wishes he hadn't confirmed that gig for Sunday, May 27 ("Live on NBC, from the ballroom of the River Styx Supper Club, it's... Bob Hope!").
     According to Walter Winchell (dee deet.. da.. deet deet...) he would love to just sneak back over the border (the one with the Pearly Gates) and hang out at the Elora Writers' Festival this year.
     Get your tickets here before Bob extends an ectoplasmic hand from the Great Beyond and scarfs them all.